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things to do at walmart [
8/12/05 at 1pm
[ mood | mellow ]


1. Get 24 boxes of tampons and put them in carts of guys when there not looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies restroom.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in House wares' . . and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in, if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while, then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"


photos! [
7/22/05 at 2am
[ mood | amazed ]

i have photos from camp and summerfest....all you have to do is click!



question... [
7/21/05 at 11pm
[ mood | at peace ]

is money truly important to live a happy life?


is this possible?! [
7/15/05 at 12am
[ mood | shocked ]

lauricia001: ewww was he like i made contact with her tonsils


think about this word...twice [
7/15/05 at 12am
[ mood | loved ]

iMPOSSIBLE is just a BIG word thrown around by SMALL men who find it easier to live in world they've been given than to explore the POWER they have to change it.

iMPOSSIBLE is not a fact.
It's an OPINION.

iMPOSSIBLE is not a declaration.
It's a DARE.



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